I'm not here to blog. I'm just here to deliver a warning to you lot. 'Beware the Ides of March.' Oh no sorry, wrong tragedy. This warning involves the Rainbow Slider woman. She may not even appear today as according to the cat she has left the country to go into hiding and may be away for a very long time. However I feel the need to warn any of you who are under the mistaken belief that she is an upstanding, trustworthy type of a woman. She's not. She's a twisted, sleekit article who deserves a thump. She has just sold her cat down the river rather than put her hand up and accept the slap that is so obviously her due. 'The cat typed that, nothing to do with me.' Really - she expected me to believe that! She claims to adore, love and worship the said feline so I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her if I were you. And as I have arthritis in both wrists that isn't very far at all. At one point in last night's screaming match she even wheeled in the frog from yesterday. I have informed the RSPCA and have already offered the cat and the frog sanctuary - don't all rush to the phone. So don't say I didn't warn you. You should be especially wary when she claims to be doing nothing. That's when you should be afraid - really, really afraid.