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As previously promised today’s pictures are of Lower Brockhampton House in Herefordshire.
Whilst there it only seemed polite to visit the coffee shop and sample the home made cakes. The birds around there aren’t at all frightened of the public and quite happily land on your table to eat the crumbs. There were breeds of birds that I haven’t seen since my childhood.
I got talking to the lady who runs the tea room and she told me that she feeds them all year round, even when the property is closed, she still makes the time to bring food and fat balls in the winter. She’s watched the same birds rear their young year after year, and the youngster come back too.
A nutcracker and a pair of tits (I know, but it was too good an opportunity to miss).
A female moorhen and chicks not at all bothered by the members of the public walking around the moat.
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The cat has obviously had a serious falling out with the mouse population of the village, where as before she’d bring them home alive – we are now getting only mortal remains.
Twice last night the little sod woke me up with that meow that heralds the arrival of her and a guest, the first time being around 2am. I threw the mouse out of the window ready to pick up in the morning, and then again around 4.30ish. This time I didn’t get out of bed quick enough and she started to eat it. I can put up with many things, but the crunching of bones fair turns my stomach. I woke both Himself and Youngest with my scream of ‘LUCY’. And we’ll have no comment about me having a big mouth, thank you very much.
We then had the usually – ‘That’s it, from now on the bloody window is staying closed at night, are you listening to me?’ off Himself. I don’t bother arguing about it, we both know full well that he’ll close it when he comes to bed and at some point in the night, I’ll get up and open it again. But he obviously feels the need to say these things, and just as obviously I need to ignore them. It works well, and marriage is all about compromise after all.
Himself wasn’t at all pleased with me this morning either – apparently when I’d thrown the mice out of the window they’d landed on the roof of his car. The crunched up one had very inconsiderately bleed on his paintwork too. Personally I think he should have taken it up with the cat, I didn’t kill them after all.
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Pooks is preparing for her interview tomorrow so for safety’s sake we all need to walk around on tiptoes. The Irish are, um…. what word can I safely use? Expressive, that’s it. Pooks is expressive at the best of times – but she’s now on the cusp of becoming very expressive. I’m sure that everyone sends her good luck wishes, even if they don’t actually send the email. It’s the thought that counts after all. A bit like sending feedback. Oops! Probably shouldn’t have mentioned that!
16 comments:
1) Quit fiddling - if you're bored write something - that is what you're here for after all. I have quite enough confusion in my life without being puzzled everytime I click onto the blog.
2) Ahem - which email did you use in the sending of the pretties?
3) I am going to report you to the Race Relations Board if you don't quit with the comments about the Irish Temperament. Do I mention that you English are so taciturn one might assume that you all have brush shafts rammed up your jaxsies?
4) Anyone would be out of sorts in having to do an interview and presentation for THEIR OWN FLIPPIN JOB.
5) I feel better now - I'm away to make up some words about how I'm the epitome of patience, calmness and professionalism.
Pooksx
1) Yes Pooks, finishing early today to do just that.
2) Sorry Pooks, my mistake.
3) Yes Pooks, you're right we are. Cold hearted bastards the lot of us.
4) Yes Pook, I couldn't agree more if I tried.
5) I can't think of anyone who sets a better example of patience, calmness and professionalism.
*Tip toes quietly way*
Who are you? And what have you done with the Rainbow Slider?
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I’ve no suicidal tendencies today, thank you.
I'm calling a truce with the war of words until after tomorrow afternoon. Then I shall make up for it big time. Just enjoy it while you can, it won't last.
And before you start, I’m not offering you sympathy or feeling sorry for you - I know better. I'm just taking care of my own health.
I’m too young & kind to die a slow painful death at your hands just because you’re not allowed to kill or severely maim the interviewing panel.
Is there a law about killing people who are torturing me? Would anyone who knows the story blame me?
The crowd(huh) says no.
I think you'll find that the crowd is all over here with me, hiding behind the sofa. We are not as green as we are cabbage looking.
Cowards the lot of you. Goodness sake you'd think I was a Scary Mary to hear you. And that ain't my role here at all.
Oh, we're not scared of you - we were just having a couple of drinks and flicking through the magazines that we found.
You carry on preparing; we'll not make a sound to disturb you. You won’t know we’re here.
Can someone refill my glass, please?
I'm sick of preparing. I'm reading the fiction equivalent of tomato soup. And if you tell someone that that's what I call the stories I'll skin you dead!
Do you two ever do any work or do you just piss about on here all day long?
We're multi-tasking. And I'm bloody stressed.
You're not multi-tasking - you're faffing. Get on with preparing for tomorrow you and then have a glass of wine.
I'm all prepared out. There is no more will for preparation. I don't care if I don't get the job. NO I don't. I could do other things. I have no idea what but I'm sure I'll find something. My brain's fried.
I'm deeply hurt Scally :-( I'm sure that you meant to say that all Pooks does is piss about on here all day long. After all I spend part of my day talking to you.
I earn my leaving occasionally too. But you don't want to start forming those sort of bad habits at my age.
Are you implying that I don't talk to anybody - that I'm Norma Nomates? It would be true today. *huffs* At least my 'real' friends talked to me today - the Irish ones who you know, care.
Is your name Scally? No it isn't, so don't even go there. I am NOT fighting with you today, no matter how hard you try.
The interview panel are bastards, we all agree with you. And before you start the reason I've spoken to hardly anyone today is because I've kept my head down and worked. That meant I could leave work early to do the shopping, which in turn means I'm sat here now trying to finish a bloody story.
I may now change my mind and go and play on Zelda instead.
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