That’s it really. Can’t think of anything to talk about or anything to do.
*sigh*
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"Quick! You there ring for the emergency services. Sue's stopped talking and we need to get her some help... - oh, wait that might be a blessing and not an emergency. Let's think...."
One day the Lord came to Adam and said,"I've got some good news and some bad news"
Adam said," Well give me the good news first."
The Lord explained, " I've got two new organs for you. One is called the brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form. Eve will be happy that you now have this organ to give her children and give her pleasure.
Adam very excited exclaimed "These are indeed great gifts. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
And the Lord looked at Adam and said sadly, "you'll never be able to use both these gifts at the same time"
OK, I'll put my hands up. I apologise to the readership for that appalling joke. My fault entirely; it's not as if I don't know what she's like after all. I shouldn’t have encouraged (and I use that word very loosely) her.
Dear Lord, Give me the wisdom to understand my writing partner Give me the love to forgive her Give me the patience to understand her actions But dear Lord, please, Don’t give me strength Because if you give me strength I will bate her lamps in.
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"Quick! You there ring for the emergency services. Sue's stopped talking and we need to get her some help... - oh, wait that might be a blessing and not an emergency. Let's think...."
Pooks
Who said the Irish couldn't tell jokes?
And I'm still bored. Entertain me. Go on. I'm sure if you try really hard you can make me laugh.
One day the Lord came to Adam and said,"I've got some good news and some bad news"
Adam said," Well give me the good news first."
The Lord explained, " I've got two new organs for you. One is called the brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form. Eve will be happy that you now have this organ to give her children and give her pleasure.
Adam very excited exclaimed "These are indeed great gifts. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
And the Lord looked at Adam and said sadly, "you'll never be able to use both these gifts at the same time"
Pooks ( sorry boys!)
OK, I'll put my hands up. I apologise to the readership for that appalling joke. My fault entirely; it's not as if I don't know what she's like after all. I shouldn’t have encouraged (and I use that word very loosely) her.
Dear Lord,
Give me the wisdom to understand my writing partner
Give me the love to forgive her
Give me the patience to understand her actions
But dear Lord, please,
Don’t give me strength
Because if you give me strength
I will bate her lamps in.
Next time I'm going to let you be bored.
Pooksxx
Oh, funny. I just knew you could make me laugh.
Ladies and Gentlemen, a round of applause for the funny wee leprechaun.
And you can bloody well put that baseball bat down, my knee is bad enough without you belting it one.
Your lamps aren't your knees you eejit!
Really the english just don't understand the language as it should be spoken. Really, it's wasted on you!
Pooksxx
Excuse me! I'm taller than you. You'd be out of your depth in a puddle.
2 inches taller than you Pooksx
I was stood on the desk.
And you should be ashamed, picking on the smaller kid. Bully.
Lines from Morecambe and Wise (slightly ammended)
Ernie: did (s)he put up a fight
Eric: You bet - we went at it hammer and tongs!
Ernie:Hammer and Tongs?
Eric: Yes I won in the end though. I HAD THE HAMMER.
Oh haven't i learned?
Pooksxxx
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