Dear Ms Verde,
I would like to offer my humble apologies for the terrible way I wound you up today; including the part I’ve played in getting you into trouble with your Beta. I am truly ashamed *hangs head*.
The boys have also asked that I put a good word in on their behalf. They’ve now hidden themselves in the corner of the Resource Centre that used to be the Library, and are reading ‘Understanding the Woman in Your Life: A Man's Guide to a Happy Relationship’, by Steve Vinay Gunther, in the vague hope that they’ll find a way of appeasing you.
As for the readership, well, what can I say? Two out of three isn’t bad, now is it? And even you can’t expect miracles.
Your meek (and still ill *cough, cough*) writing partner,
The Rainbow Slider.
3 comments:
Oh *applause* seriously take a bow there wee pet. What a performance. I hear Rada have an opening for a mock sincerity tutor. You see honey bun you can fool some of the people some of the time but not your writing partner any of the time. So just be aware that the next time you're feeling 'sick' aka bored I'm going to whistle in the wind and ignore you.
But seeing as I'm stuck with you and you made me so cross I shoved the boys out of the corridor and into ***??? I'm feeling magnanimous this fine evening and I'll let you off the hook. So if the readership could just let go of the collective breath you've been holding normal service will be resumed shortly.
Pooks x
*mutters* Am ill.
I'll just finish this chicken soup that Nicole very kindly sent me and I'll carry on with my writing of JJ, what ever number chapter it is, 'cause it's been that long I've forgotten.
Nobody ever sends me anything and I have to put up with you all the time. At least your cold will get better. And by the way folks she's not writing at all - she's up to her neck in bubbles in the bath.
Did someone send you bubble bath as well?
*huffs*
Pooks
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