I thought we'd do the before and after photo shoot today, after all if humans can have makeovers, why not dogs? It costs me enough money when all's said and done.









Actually this one's a bit blurred, I think it's because I'm trying to hold a smelly old teddy bear to get their attention and take the picture at the same time. I bet David Bailey doesn't have these sort of problems - he probably has an assistant to do all the dirty work.

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And that bloody cat’s at it again. I answered the door this morning to a lady telling me that my cat was stuck on the roof, meowing pitifully she was.

The little madam, I swear she waits for a gullible passerby; she doesn’t do it with everyone, she chooses her victims carefully. She had the one woman three times last year – mind you I blame the woman for that; she shouldn’t have encouraged her. It was obvious that I was the villain of the peace, refusing to go upstairs and open a window to let the cat in. The look I got suggested that some people shouldn’t own cats. Of course the cat in question out rightly refused to show the woman that she could get down very easily by herself.

So, when no one is around this is how the cat does it.

First, check for potential victims. If there are none in sight....

...check that owner can’t be persuaded into walking upstairs and opening a window.

If not, Jump from roof…..

…..to neighbours shed.


Down onto fence.

And in through the front door.

If no one is there to open the front door, sit on living room window sill and make evil faces at the person sat inside (similar to this). They'll soon give in, stop whatever they are doing and open the window.